Are you a human? Does blood make you squeamish? Is your neck ticklish? How do you feel about fangs?

Our vampires are humane, well-mannered, and gentle. Becoming a donor for our undead population means an one-of-a-kind opportunity for you to get free room and board, unlimited access to delicious food, and generous compensation. We need mentally and physically healthy humans over the age of eighteen. Seniors are welcome!

We ask for one pint of blood per Donor every forty-eight hours. The pint is taken by the vampire sinking his (or her) fangs gently into the carotid artery. It doesn’t hurt and the bite heals quickly.

Please note that becoming a donor does not mean we will Turn you into a vampire. Really. Don’t ask.